clubsdeuce
spilling a drink is one of the deepest pains imaginable. the loss of delicious liquids. the knowledge your adult ass needs a little no-spill baby sippy cup. now you have to clean instead of enjoy your delicious beverage and pray that the ants dont discover youre a god damn fool
malewife-mansplain-magus
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his vagina
akashicrecord
Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now
jestergirlbosom
The king asking his jester to juggle for him after a long day
charlottan
i would be the best unreliable narrator i dont know shit that goes on around me
nerves-nebula
horror and erotica are the same thing. flesh and meat and intensity. do you get it.
werebutch
I wasn’t socialized enough as a puppy
is-the-19thcentury-man-okay
I don't know what 19th century man needs to hear this, but your whiskers look splendid and manly, your check trousers are neat and becoming, and you have just enough macassar oil in your hair. You should put that piece of bijouterie on your watch-chain, it is an interesting ornamentation that will surely earn you admiring glances.
hustlerose
have you tried jerking her off and on again
sludgebitch
i can't do this shit bro im supposed to be a dog
thesnadger
There needs to be a version of No Children but for a really shitty polycule.