wonka2023
a flop movie only a weird gay person could love
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greelin
no i don’t have plans later. i will, however, be taking extensive poison damage periodically for the foreseeable future. but beyond that my schedule is totally open
if you hear me going “haugh.” or perhaps “augh” every so often and see me doubling over. well. Don’t even worry about it.
awesomebutunpractical
Valuable tip. Don't cater to your followers. You're not trapped in here with them, they are trapped in here with you.
medievaljournalist
imagine a million powerful elfs
damazcuz
"I could fix him" well DON'T, I'm trying to breed a new generation of trembling pursedog freakboys and I need his cringefail loser genes.
mlarayoukai
(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You're his exact type. If he saw you he'd get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu
charlottan
when the pusey is coughing and spitting up blood
desinteresse
It’s rotten work but only if it’s you. When I do it for other people it’s fine, enjoyable even.
duovxq
30 is too young to get married
valrvn
enough talk of boy pussy. I am here to discuss man cunt