there's an ocean between christ and myself
please don't follow me i just want to talk to myself

#txt

husbandtits

women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)

passionpeachy-deactivated202312deactivated

It's probably been done before but a Loteria themed washi tape would be cool, difference is I'd draw it in my style and choose 7-10 of the cards I like the most. Foil on the text and edges if we're feeling fancy

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mismess

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If you leave a Granola Bar in your pocket long enough, it will turn back into Granola!

ihopeucomehomesoon

i miss every girl in my life who was nice to me

poetrylesbian

me if I'd been a yellowjacket: guys... the wilderness... it's speaking to me... i think... it wants us to start lezzing out...

damiscorrect

death note but instead you write the person's email address

hongamon

some kpop stans are no different than the dude at the club who thinks the stripper is in love with him no I won’t take criticism on this

Anonymous asked,

Why do u call yourself a transGIRL if you are over 18? That's pedophilic .

nyancrimew answered,

this one is always sooo funny to me, cause like ok, when some random cis woman calls herself or her friend a girl or something she’s quirky and cool, but when a trans person calls themselves a girl or a boy we’re suddenly pedophiles! hmmmm i wonder where that rhetoric comes from?

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my favorite comment

rebuketheviolent

as they say… c’est la bee 🐝

sketiana

they should invent more sightseeing trips for the rich where they pay a load of money to die in an elaborate primordial horror way