there's an ocean between christ and myself
please don't follow me i just want to talk to myself

#txt

srvphm

there should be plushies of the strange but endearing creatures that live in medieval texts margins

pavitraprabhakars

living mango to mango

mossbawn

the idea of open borders really doesn’t seem radical at all to me. like, from having traveled in the eu and between scotland and england/northern ireland and the republic, i’ve seen that it can and does work. what seems extreme to me is letting people drown at sea, especially when it’s being done by the eu??

mossbawn

the eu having internal open borders but then having an extremely hard border around it is an act of racism. i don’t think i’m exaggerating by saying that, europeans are free to enter where african and asian refugees are forbidden

highonlife22

im like an absent father in my own life I'm uninvolved af

marinebiologyshitposts

the reason none of us can ever leave tumblr is because we've already evolved to having this be our only suitable habitat. we're the devils hole pupfish of people.

marinebiologyshitposts

me and my mutuals

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angelicguy

every time i post lightning strikes my castle

coughloop

Sure you're "child free" now. But in 20 years when your riches are vast and you rule with an iron fist you're gonna feel real fucking embarrassed when you're ready to be usurped and the only guy scheming enough to poison your wine Is a weird cousin with vague familial connections instead of your flesh and blood idiot son that wants the throne a few years sooner

whetstonefires

i guarantee you i will not be usurped by some cousin, i will have personally selected and groomed my murderer for success like a roman emperor

eauxdartifices

New single by Lana del Rey called Landlord behaviour in the queer housing Facebook group

slavicafire

what's your favourite food to eat in a deconstructed way? not like 'fancy michelin restaurant deconstructed' way but more 'me unraveling a surimi stick like an ancient scroll and eating it like it's being fed into a paper shredder made of flesh' way

wooden-turtle

when I'm eating a rafaello I absolutely need to first eat the coconut flakes until it's a waffle ball, then split the ball in two without breaking it, then eat the filling and the hazelnut before eating the waffle. it's just not the same any other way

slavicafire

oh of course, amen. the only right way to eat it!