there's an ocean between christ and myself
please don't follow me i just want to talk to myself

#the song was a banger tho think mamma mia by kara or la di da by everglow

ilacion asked,

He wakes up to Dracula by f(x), actually. (https://youtu.be/ZiRdnIqKFo8)

He learns the language in like three hours, watches two decades' worth of music videos, and decides he's gonna fly to Korea and debut as a solo artist. He makes it but the single flops because the general public is not interested and everyone thinks he's a koreaboo so international fans boycott his white ass.

diasdelasombra answered,

what does it feel like to be the funniest person alive oh my god