#tgp
winchesterwhorehouse
Chidi having an existential crisis on top of ten other already existing crisises my beloved
transgenderkris
ok also michael’s plan to torture them for a thousand years wouldve worked if he’d just paired chidi and jason together and eleanor and tahani together as soul mates. eleanor and tahani.. hoo boy they’re self-explanatory but chidi and jason? chidi would have broken down day 1 from ‘wait my soulmate is a man? im attracted to men? wait is it homophobic of me to be surprised that my soulmate is a man? am i bisexual? am i gay? oh my god is that why none of my girlfriends worked out? did i lead women on bc i was too homophobic to realise my own sexuality? have i been in denial my whole life?’ and jason would have to contend with a beautiful jacked academic begging him for wisdom using words he’s never heard before in his life. and then they (chidi+jason and eleanor+tahani) kiss
sameen-shawwdeactivated
#imagine the fucking breakdown when chidi has accepted that maybe his soulmate is a monk who’s done a vow of silence
#see i guess i need someone who is wise and has learned the art of abstaining control to the universe and going with the flow
#in a way this is truly nature’s balance isn’t it that the one I’m meant to be with is janyu a monk with a silence vow right well
#cut to jason after kissing chidi full on the mouth BRO THIS IS GAY FOR REAL YOU’RE JACKED TOO IT’S SO HOT
#shsjdhdhaj SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE THIS FOR ME
#the hilarity of chidi accepting his gay enlightenment by falling for a monk only to be hit in the face with a florida man
(tags by @dragoonthegreat)
sakebytheriver
Will anything ever bring us as much joy and comedic bliss as the reveal of Jason Mendoza? Will I ever feel as alive as I did in that moment when Jason utters the words "heaven is so racist"? Will there ever be a moment in time that slaps me so hard in the face with surprise as the moment Jianu the monk rapidly turns into Jason the Jacksonville dirtbag? Will we as a society ever capture that kind of magic again?
888 CELEBRATION | The Good Place (2016-2020) - requested by @bollyswoodHere we are! Just press that button and it’s good-bye, Janet! I just want to assure you, I am not human and I cannot feel pain. However, I should warn you I am programmed with a fail-safe measure. As you approach the kill-switch, I will begin to beg for my life. It’s just there in case of an accidental shutdown, but it will seem very real.
