there's an ocean between christ and myself

dykefaggotry

worst hard liquor poll go

whiskey

tequila

vodka

rum

gin

other

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7 months ago 4,844 notes

< prev. bestie give tequila a chance i have been drinking it for years it's good on its own it's good in a rusa good quality is the key like for any other liquor! i might be biased because im mexican but tequila is great! voted vodka it is the worst poll

sheisraging

After a lengthy debate with the finest of minds, it seemed like a good idea to put this into a poll, so, for fellow Vampire Chronicles fans: They couldn't have sex in the books, but on the show and in fic, they obviously do, and often.

As TVC vamps notoriously have razor sharp, glass-like fingernails, that can easily slice an artery with the flick of a wrist, how do they handle fingering?

They leave their nails as they are and shred those holes.

They skip finger prep and just ram it right in there.

They trim/cut/use excessive Home Depot-esque tools to cut their nails every time

They use their tongues instead.

They wear plugs constantly, just in case.

They keep dildos around (of the finest glass, obviously, for the aesthetic).

They use mind control to thoroughly loosen assholes.

I prefer to pretend this is not an issue and ignore it altogether.

I have never thought about this and now I will and I hate you.

Some secret other thing (elaborate in tags).

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claudiaapologist

When he's not having sex with Louis vs when he's regularly having sex with Louis. I REST MY CASE

7 months ago 446 notes

im gonna go the most boring simple and likely answer: they cut them. they won't grow until they go back to sleep so they have ample time to go at it but them wearing plugs constantly is my favorite one tvc iwtv poll

your-url-is-problematic

ok wait so

If You Can't Recognize Half Of These Vegetables, I Don't Want To Try Your Cooking

I'm ruta-beggin' you to try your best.

BuzzFeed

how did you score?

0-10

11-15

16-20

21-25

26-30

31-35

36-40

41-45

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7 months ago 27,442 notes

40/45 oof poll

incorrect-web-novels

How do you feel about Jiang Cheng, and what's your sibling make-up?

I like Jiang Cheng, and I'm an only child

I like Jiang Cheng, and I'm the youngest child

I like Jiang Cheng, and I'm the middle child

I like Jiang Cheng, and I'm the oldest child

I dislike Jiang Cheng, and I'm an only child

I dislike Jiang Cheng, and I'm the youngest child

I dislike Jiang Cheng, and I'm the middle child

I dislike Jiang Cheng, and I'm the oldest child

See Results / I've consumed MDZS content but have no opinion about JC

See Results / I have not consumed MDZS content and have no opinion about JC

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8 months ago 345 notes

i love him v much poll jiang cheng

leonardcohenofficial

do you wear makeup? why or why not?

yes / it’s way of expressing my gender and/or sexual identity

yes / because i feel societal pressure to

yes / it helps me feel more confident in the way i look

yes / i view it as an art form/creative practice

yes / i just think it’s fun

no / i prefer my natural appearance

no / my not wearing makeup is a political choice

no / it requires too much effort, costs too much, etc.

no / it’s bad for my skin, don’t like the way it feels, etc.

no / it’s not relevant to the way i express my gender and/or sexuality

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if you wear/don’t wear makeup for other reasons, feel free to put your explanation in the tags!

8 months ago 24,273 notes

no i just dont care for it i like looking at creative makeup looks on the internet bc theres artistic merit to some of them or theyre just v colorful and i like color but irl i have no interest in the stuff poll

hughlauriebf

randomly curious if im weird or if people are like me

if you're 20+ what do you usually watch on youtube?

influencers

commentary channels

video essays

music videos/solely for music

product/media reviews

secret 6th option (put in tags)

not 20+ / don't use youtube (results)

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8 months ago 30,792 notes

let's plays/gaming stuff (although it's a split between youtube and twitch) asmr vids and watcher (ryan shane steven) poll

humming-fly

Every now and then I'm reminded Real People with Actual Jobs use tumblr and I've always been legitimately curious what all you weird adults are up to when you're not on this site and with tumblr's New Poll Feature I can finally get an answer! (or the closest approximation of an answer possible with only 10 available options h a)

What job do you currently have (or plan on having in the future)?

Deals With People (customer service of any kind, waiter, hospitality, etc.)

Professional Nerd (engineer, programmer, accountant, etc.)

Keeping Things Running (maintenance, janitorial, delivery, construction, etc.)

Never Left School (teacher, academic researcher, still a student, etc.)

What Kids Consider "Real" Jobs (lawyer, government agent, doctor, etc.)

Graphic Design Is My Actual Passion (designer, animator, artist, etc.)

Literal Backbone of Society (farmer, assembly operator, temp., chef, etc.)

Like And Subscribe!! (influencer, comedian, sales, marketing, performer, etc.)

Full Time Public Service Baby (firefighter, non-profit, social worker, etc.)

My Job Is Cool But Not Listed (slap that in the tags if it's fun)

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