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#one of my biggest pet peeves is people deconstructing food and eating it in front of me lmao

slavicafire

what's your favourite food to eat in a deconstructed way? not like 'fancy michelin restaurant deconstructed' way but more 'me unraveling a surimi stick like an ancient scroll and eating it like it's being fed into a paper shredder made of flesh' way

wooden-turtle

when I'm eating a rafaello I absolutely need to first eat the coconut flakes until it's a waffle ball, then split the ball in two without breaking it, then eat the filling and the hazelnut before eating the waffle. it's just not the same any other way

slavicafire

oh of course, amen. the only right way to eat it!