there's an ocean between christ and myself
please don't follow me i just want to talk to myself

#missed opportunity

now that the mdzs donghua is over i come to ask the most important question… where was my silly little cornetto ad during the yi city arc???

picture this:

a dead xiao xingchen gets revived by the sweet crunchy and magical ice treat that xue yang prepares for him, a last resort. xiao xingchen makes xue yang promise that he will also revive a qing and allow song lan to have his autonomy if he wants to be forgiven. xue yang agrees (reluctantly) and then they live happily ever after eating cornettos as a family of four!

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Jeff Bezos didn’t even explode :(