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#kinnporsche

transwegath

Thinking about how easily Vegas opens up at the slightest hint of kindness. Like Pete tells him once that he isn't a failure and shouldn't have to compete against Kinn, and Vegas goes full malewife mode. How starved was Vegas for affection that he falls in love with the first man to tell him he deserves better than chasing the approval of an abusive father? That he shouldn't hurt himself? That he's worth loving and choosing as he is?

MILE PHAKPHUM & APO NATTAWIN
as Kinn and Porsche in KinnPorsche: The Series (2022)

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a guard's purpose is to protect

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haters will call him insane but he gets results

lu-sn

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you know, what you did,
is a waste of food.

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"I just don't think you could get that kind of stab depth at that angle," Pete says, as he squints at the man letting out a bloodcurdling scream on the TV screen.

"Not unless you had the force of a hydraulic press," Vegas murmurs. The serial killer starts to repeatedly knife the poor man in the back, a deranged grin spreading on his face. "That's bone he's hitting."

"And the blood..." Pete starts, before trailing off, shaking his head.

"Yeah." Vegas says. "Spatter's all wrong. Nobody bleeds with that kind of projectile force unless it's the jugular, and even then-"

"Will you two please shut up," Macau grits out, "and just enjoy the damn slasher movie, for god's sake."

"No," Vegas says.

"It's not believable," Pete says, gesturing at the screen. "Just look at the size of that puddle of blood — oh, no, now he's coughing it up too."

"Worst trope," Vegas says, sighing.

"I'm sure there are more accurate movies we could watch next time," Pete says, patting Macau on the back.

"There won't be a next time, at this rate," Macau grumbles. "We can't watch horror, we can't watch action, you both have vastly different tastes in comedy, I refuse to watch romance with you idiots-"

"You wouldn't know a good movie if it hit you in the face-" Vegas says.

"Oh, and your arthouse bullshit is sooooo much better-"

"Oooh," Pete says, "look, he has a saw now."

Vegas groans. "And he's probably going to saw through that guy's bone in under a minute — yep. Not even the slightest attempt at accuracy."

"Might as well just break the bone, at that point," Pete muses.

"You two are fucking made for each other," Macau mutters, burrowing deeper into the couch in between them. "Congratulations. Very happy for you."

laurenkmyers

i don’t always agree with certain popular fanon ideas, but a big one from the vegaspete fanon-verse that i wholeheartedly support is the idea that pete killed his abusive father

like, good for you, pete