#his mv reached 3 million views in one day which for kpop standards is a complete failure and the single didn't even make it into the charts
ilacion asked,
He wakes up to Dracula by f(x), actually. (https://youtu.be/ZiRdnIqKFo8)
He learns the language in like three hours, watches two decades' worth of music videos, and decides he's gonna fly to Korea and debut as a solo artist. He makes it but the single flops because the general public is not interested and everyone thinks he's a koreaboo so international fans boycott his white ass.
diasdelasombra answered,
what does it feel like to be the funniest person alive oh my god