there's an ocean between christ and myself
please don't follow me i just want to talk to myself

#but also these vampires literally Do Not care about age in the slightest it's right there in the books

the-innefable-idiot

I love reading the backlash about IWTV about Daniel and how he is Sooooo Old and it is impossible for the gay vampires to fall in love with him now and I'm like......

first of all y'all ageism ain't cute

and second of all do y'all really think Lestat, Armand and all these old bitches would fall in love with an influencer?????? Did y'all want Daniel to be a twink going 'sup YouTube today I'm talking with homeboy Louis whos a vampire, say whaaaaaat :o' *sound effects*?

being seductive is all about vibes and personality and nothing about age ya fucking morons