#bilbo

southfarthing

bilbo baggins would love tumblr so much…the anonymity…..the tomfoolery…..the outright lying for funsies….the fact that he could guarantee none of his neighbours would be on here too……

khazad

ALT

i think dwarves should have scent glands under their chins like rabbits and they rub their beards on things they like

chaumas-deactivated20230115

I love that Bilbo came back Deeply Changed™️ from his harrowing adventure but not in the sense of being haunted or traumatized or damaged so much as How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Being The Town Eccentric

chaumas-deactivated20230115

he comes home and he’s like, well, so much for my reputation. I’m going to adopt my weirdest nephew and start brewing fresh hobbit scandals in my bathtub.

silmaspens

Inktober days 7-9

Trip | Match | Nest

elenthali

we don’t talk enough about the fact that there was a period of time when bilbo was in possession of the one ring, the arkenstone, and a mithril shirt. that’s one hell of a collection and he was most excited about an acorn…

tolkien-feels

I feel like Bilbo would teach the elves of Rivendell the concept of a mathom with the express purpose of oh so politely asking them over dinner how were the Silmarils not a mathom

tolkien-feels

Random Feanorian elf inherited by Elrond: That's not... No.

Bilbo: Oh so they were useful?

Elf: Well. No, not exactly

Bilbo: But the owners didn't want to throw them away.

Elf: Yeah

Bilbo: And they were in possession of several people over the course of years.

Elf: Yeah

Bilbo: That's a mathom.

Elf: No! We loved them because were very pretty!!! And one of a kind!!! Crafted by hands more skilled than any of ours!!!

Bilbo: Yes, like my great aunt's set of painted dishcloths

Elf, in tears: The Silmarils were not like your great aunt's set of painted dishcloths

Bilbo: How's The Great Mathom War as a title for a poem about the First Age?