there's an ocean between christ and myself
please don't follow me i just want to talk to myself

#PRECISELY.

fremulon

Crowley's hearing "I can finally make you good enough to deserve Heaven"

but Aziraphale's saying "I can finally make Heaven good enough to deserve you"

zisurru

funny thing about the affairs is that i don’t think either of them actually want to be fucking other people

lestat sleeps with antoinette because louis isn’t up for it and he wants to antagonize him about his choices and louis sleeps with jonah after he sees lestat canoodling with antoinette and wants to get even

both of these fucking goobers are having a fling while fantasizing about the man they’re actually married to