after 800 years of pining after Xie Lian with only paintings and smooth stone statues as reference, I feel like the things that will make Hua Cheng lose it the fastest are the ways Xie Lian feels like a real person. Like body hair, moles, stretch marks. Hua Cheng runs a hand down Xie Lian's naked thigh and the texture of leg hair against his palm almost makes him nut in his pants. Mortifying virgin behavior.