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if lestat/armand had sex what would it be like

cannibalistic. anne rice lore states their appendages can be reattached

profoundly unsatisfying. lestat's dick is in it but his heart isn't

less extreme third option i.e. something in between. i love to be wrong

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it would be a ten minute deal in which lestat thinks about gabrielle the entire time (as that is the only way he can achieve an orgasm) and armand thinks he's gonna get the best dick of his life the one dick he's been dreaming of for decades only for lestat to one finish first two armand can tell who's in lestat's mind and three lestat doesn't make him come in fact he gets distracted with something he thought about and must go do right that instant and he's like please forgive me we shall continue this another time neither his heart nor his dick are in it i'm afraid at least not for armand lestat de lioncourt armand iwtv
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  7. carnadelions said: @ilacion you’re so right
  8. ilacion said: @carnadelions “I hear Armand and I see him and I ignore him” he said it himself. He loves him but only like a little brother who begs you for something until he wears you down, so you have no choice but to give it to him.
  9. carnadelions said: @ilacion “neither his heart nor his dick are in it i’m afraid” there is so much wisdom in these words…
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    if lestat/armand had sex what would it be like...cannibalistic. anne rice lore states...