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if lestat/armand had sex what would it be like

cannibalistic. anne rice lore states their appendages can be reattached

profoundly unsatisfying. lestat's dick is in it but his heart isn't

less extreme third option i.e. something in between. i love to be wrong

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it would be a ten minute deal in which lestat thinks about gabrielle the entire time (as that is the only way he can achieve an orgasm)and armand thinks he's gonna get the best dick of his life the one dick he's been dreaming of for decadesonly for lestat to one finish first two armand can tell who's in lestat's mind and three lestat doesn't make him comein fact he gets distracted with something he thought about and must go do right that instantand he's like please forgive me we shall continue this another timeneither his heart nor his dick are in it i'm afraidat least not for armandlestat de lioncourtarmandiwtv
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