there's an ocean between christ and myself
please don't follow me i just want to talk to myself
coughloop

Sure you're "child free" now. But in 20 years when your riches are vast and you rule with an iron fist you're gonna feel real fucking embarrassed when you're ready to be usurped and the only guy scheming enough to poison your wine Is a weird cousin with vague familial connections instead of your flesh and blood idiot son that wants the throne a few years sooner

whetstonefires

i guarantee you i will not be usurped by some cousin, i will have personally selected and groomed my murderer for success like a roman emperor

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