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In the episode Mt. Weather when the Black Rainbow VHS tape is playing, there’s a parody of the old FBI copyright warning that used to appear on such tapes. As the view kept switching back and forth between the screen and the characters, it was hard to read the whole thing. So I replayed that moment on the Syfy site so I could transcribe it all. Enjoy:

Unauthorized viewing of this copyrighted work is illegal and will be investigated by federal law enforcement agencies using any and all enhanced interrogation techniques including but limited to waterboarding, nudity, abdominal slap, facial squeezing, more nudity, dietary manipulation, attention grasp, cramped confinement, insult slap, tubthumping, extreme nudity, country line dancing, walling and water dousing. Unapproved viewing of the following classified material is punishable by prison, death or dismemberment at the discretion of the Commander-in-Chief.

It’s moments like this which makes this series much more enjoyable than a certain other post apocalypse series.