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ilacion asked,

He wakes up to Dracula by f(x), actually. (https://youtu.be/ZiRdnIqKFo8)

He learns the language in like three hours, watches two decades' worth of music videos, and decides he's gonna fly to Korea and debut as a solo artist. He makes it but the single flops because the general public is not interested and everyone thinks he's a koreaboo so international fans boycott his white ass.

diasdelasombra answered,

what does it feel like to be the funniest person alive oh my god

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the song was a banger tho think mamma mia by kara or la di da by everglow but again the kpop fandom at large agreed to not give him any attention his mv reached 3 million views in one day which for kpop standards is a complete failure and the single didn't even make it into the charts anyway if anne rice was in her 20s and writing the chronicles now lestat would've been a successful kpop star lestat de lioncourt
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