captain-noir

whats your favourite girl you’re deranged ldpdl moment? mine’s in ep2 when hes shit-talking lestat per usual  re the opera and the tenor being like ‘lestat was a SNOBBY nasty bitch who killed an innocent man of MIDDLING talent for an offending note. it was SO barbaric daniel it very nearly put me off killing forever but lestat had a way about him x 3 and i didnt want to disappoint so i pretended to enjoy it and we drained and feasted on him all. night. long. and we could do that because lestat was an Artist of Death. i, a mere babybird of a fledgling, a fumbling botched vampire had no stomach for such DEPRAVITY. i did however feel CHARGED listening to the thoughts and reading the mind of the tenor. i relished in the quiet almost meditative remembrance of a rich picturesque life in italy, of the warm hearth of a loving home, the weather-beaten face of a doting father who taught him to fish, the deep blue waters and the open horizon. it was TRANSCENDENT. anyway, i havent killed since the year 2000. i sit here a master of my own instincts unlike the rest of the vampires who are slaves to the blood. 

*waiter enters the scene with a bloodbag* the ab negative you ordered, fresh from the farm. 

daniel: what farm!?

louis: what farm indeed