In reference to that great anon I was sent, I can't stop thinking about other vampires thinking Lestat and Louis are disgusting perverts for choosing monogamy and being parents as vampires for as long as they did. Their greatest desire being vampire 'homonormativity'. New and old world vampires come together to kinkshame them, "Why did you stay together in one house for that long? Of course you'll get stirr crazy! You didn't want to fuck other people?? Not even humans? It's not even an affair with humans, you're just playing with food. Wait you had a kid??? Why would you bring a kid into that! Did you just dress it up and feed it? Play with it? An immortal existence and you just recreated the exact dynamics of Norman Rockwell painting? You wire knitted sweaters and not black leather??? What's wrong with you sickos? You're turning down an invitation to the vampire blood pool orgy to go home, watch bakeoff and have missionary sex for all of eternity!!!" 🤢🤮😵.