transgenderkris

ok also michael’s plan to torture them for a thousand years wouldve worked if he’d just paired chidi and jason together and eleanor and tahani together as soul mates. eleanor and tahani.. hoo boy they’re self-explanatory but chidi and jason? chidi would have broken down day 1 from ‘wait my soulmate is a man? im attracted to men? wait is it homophobic of me to be surprised that my soulmate is a man? am i bisexual? am i gay? oh my god is that why none of my girlfriends worked out? did i lead women on bc i was too homophobic to realise my own sexuality? have i been in denial my whole life?’ and jason would have to contend with a beautiful jacked academic begging him for wisdom using words he’s never heard before in his life. and then they (chidi+jason and eleanor+tahani) kiss

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#imagine the fucking breakdown when chidi has accepted that maybe his soulmate is a monk who’s done a vow of silence

#see i guess i need someone who is wise and has learned the art of abstaining control to the universe and going with the flow

#in a way this is truly nature’s balance isn’t it that the one I’m meant to be with is janyu a monk with a silence vow right well

#cut to jason after kissing chidi full on the mouth BRO THIS IS GAY FOR REAL YOU’RE JACKED TOO IT’S SO HOT

#shsjdhdhaj SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE THIS FOR ME

#the hilarity of chidi accepting his gay enlightenment by falling for a monk only to be hit in the face with a florida man

(tags by @dragoonthegreat)