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This one goes to our Tumblr followers!

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Shane: This is from peggingmothman - [wheezes]
Ryan: [wheezes]
Shane: - obviously, on Tumblr. Okay, that scans. [laughs] “When I was younger and not the seasoned bitch I am now - ” What are we in for, here?! [wheezes] Seasoned bitch! I’m just gonna - I want that on my lower third, on every piece of media I’m in, from now on. Seasoned bitch! Where are we goin’ from here?!
Ryan: [laughing so hard he’s crying] I don’t know, I got lost at peggingmothman.
Shane: peggingmothman, very funny to begin with!
Ryan: “This comes from peggingmothman.” Wait, sorry, could you read the first sentence again? I didn’t hear any of it, ‘cause I was too busy -
Shane: You didn’t hear the first sentence?
Ryan: No, I got - oh, I’m sorry, I got fucking lost at ‘peggingmothman’!
Shane: “When I was younger and not the seasoned bitch I am now.”
Ryan: Yeah, yeah, okay.
Shane: You don’t appreciate that?
Ryan: I’m sorry, I’m still thinking of peggingmothman.
Shane: Okay. Oh, boy! “I was held hostage at the end of a date.”

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