veilchenjaeger

In honour of the exchange fic crunch I’m currently stuck in, have some basic Song Lan character traits that I am unreasonably attached to and that are based on canon evidence, but since this man has 10 minutes of screentime it’s not like there’s definitive proof:

• Boring. Whenever he tells someone about his day, they’re asleep five minutes later. Has opinions on tupperware. Irons his socks. I could go on.
  
• Guilt™
• Tries really hard. So hard that it sometimes circles back around and he doesn’t actually do anything.
• Resting bitchface. No, he’s not about to kill you, that’s really just his face.
• Then again, will not pretend to 1) care about 2) agree with your elitist aristocratic opinions. Will not ruin your party by fighting over political disagreements like certain other cultivators in black, but also won’t be making smalltalk. Probably isn’t at your party in the first place bc he politely declined your invitation.
• Someone has to make the Excel spreadsheets for the revolution and it’s going to be him.
  
• Loses all his brain cells when he sees a pretty boy.