there's an ocean between christ and myself
please don't follow me i just want to talk to myself
wangsangningxianxuan

wangxian fakedating is dumb bc in one single second someone would be like "tch, i have my doubts" and then wwx would be like "oh yeah???????" and turn to lwj and be like okay gotta kiss now and lwj would mn yes gotta we have no choice but to peck for show and then they would stand there making out for 20 minutes and when they turn around whoever they were talking to is gone and then the plot is over

wangsangningxianxuan

actually i forgot that they're wangxian so wwx would wander home after and be like "wow making out was soooo fun too bad it was for show :(" and jc would try to kill him and lwj would wander home and sit down in his brother's office like a catholic confessional and be like "woe be unto me, for i have forced wwx to make out with me for half an hour despite the fact that his feelings for me are platonic" and lxc would have a stroke

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